Monday, September 8, 2008

Toilet Monster

Drew decided to follow Ben into the bathroom while Ben was...um....shall we say..."using the facilities." Ben told Drew there was a toilet monster and that one time a man was sitting on the toilet and a little boy turned off the lights and shut the door behind him. When the boy came back into the bathroom, the toilet monster had sucked the man into the toilet and all that was left were the man's clothes laying on the floor. "So," Ben says to Drew, "don't you dare turn the light off and leave the bathroom."

Of course Drew, being a defiant little three-year-old, did exactly what he was told NOT to do; he turned the light off, exited the bathroom and closed the door behind him. A few seconds later Drew peeked into the bathroom to find Ben GONE and his clothes laying on the floor.

Drew's scream could be heard throughout the house! Ben quickly threw open the shower curtain and jumped out of his bathtub hiding place.

I wonder -- how long do you think before Drew is on Dr. Phil talking about his fear of the toilet?

4 comments:

Heibel said...

VERY funny. That is a good story. Yes, he will need to seek professional advice after that incident. Seeing Ben naked and the toilet monster fear. LOL

Connie said...

That was funny...Kinda like someone that hung Minnie Mouse from a ceiling light...I often wonder if that caused any to seek professional help...

Jessica said...

That is hysterical! Very creative of him!

Pastor Josh said...

That is great... I knew the whole family had issues and it wasn't just you. :)